And right now it’s time for athletics, and over to Brian Goebbels, in Paris…
Its time for the 100 yard dash for people with no sense of direction
He has, however, chosen a rather obvious piece of cover.
:: BOOM ::
If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she’s not quite dead. But quick.
Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do, and there ain’t no sense in runnin’. Now you gotta turn, and you gotta fight, and you gotta hold your head up high. Now you go back in there, my son, and be a man.
Now let me fill you in. I’m leading this expedition and we’re going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.
can I just take moment to say that this is, in fact, the first time I’ve ever been on television?
She’s got huge…tracts of land!
And now, the Death of Genghis Khan!
I’ve been to more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners, and don’t you forget it, lad!
The Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step.
Oh, come now, let’s not quarrel about who killed who!
And now for something completely different…
a man with three buttocks.
Number One: The larch. The larch.
<<Hey… that was weird! How did I get the word ‘completely’ turned red in my last post?>>
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A TIGER??? In Africa??
Well, it’s five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now it’ll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it’ll be ten o’clock and at 10:30 we’ll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33, and don’t forget tomorrow when it’ll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee.