Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Cabbage crates coming in over the briny!

It’s not any bloody flavor.

Possibly… but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad.

One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

NO spam

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

We’re interrupting this sketch but we’ll be bringing you back the moment anything interesting happens. Meanwhile here are some friends of mine.

He ran away!

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.

Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.

This isn’t an argument! It’s just contradiction!

No, it isn’t.

Yes it is.

On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Pumas keep Hank Jansen on open shelves!

Regards,
Shodan

I can’t pretend that this library hasn’t had its difficulties. Mr. Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian, savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed.

My nipples explode with delight!

Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob?

Oh, yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day. They were a cheery lot… Cheerful and violent.

Hello! Well, it’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.