I told him we already had one. Heeheehee.
Well can I have that without the spam?
Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that.
Because… every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
Stuck in a rut.
Stuck in a rut.
Stuck in a rut.
[singing]
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
“I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he’d be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.”
Right, carry on sergent major!
Here’s a joke I heard down in the pub: what’s brown, and sounds like a bell? Dung!
I’m terribly sorry but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.
What ridden on a horse ?
Yes
You’re using coconuts
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra/I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa.
We want a shrubbery !
Oh, well. There goes the neighbourhood!
What about Dick?
Number five. The naughty bits.
[weeping]and I thought you were so ruged.[/weepiing]
And what are you doing this morning?
At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called up, but were found by an Army board to be too unstable even for National Service.