Splunge!
Are you a yes-man?
Oh look, this isn’t an argument!
Now I’m… I’m… Now I’m not prepared to go on with this, unless these interruptions cease. All right? Right. The devastating effect of these, em…
The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They’ve seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really…(disappears downwards rapidly) arggh!
( Shot of two grannies replacing manhole cover. Cut to young couple.)
Right, right, stop it. This film’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it’s got silly.
And always look on the bright side of death
Jethro Q. Walrustitty.
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!
Do you want to come upstairs?
The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch. It is not BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, bony or wee-wees.
And don’t zoom in on me, no I’m off, I’m off. That’s it. That’s all. I’m off.
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
I used to wake Ken up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn’t getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
We’re honestly so fuckin’ sorry.
Burma!
I’m not sorry to interrupt - I’ll interrupt anything if it gets people looking in my direction - like at my old school where, by a coincidence, the annual prize giving is going on at this very moment.
What you say Burma for?
Righto!
Now, you were saying. I’m very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich.