No, doctor, no. Something very funny’s happening to me.
Oh, he was such a pretty baby, always so kind and gentle. He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you’d expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone, spitting teeth and fragments of gum into a ring which had become one man’s hell and Ken’s glory.
I have a silly walk and would like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.
Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away, Genghis.
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9.1, 9.3, 9.7, that’s 28.1 for Genghis Khan. Bad luck Genghis. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores.
| St. Stephen | 29.9 |
|---|---|
| Richard III | 29.3 |
| Jean D’Arc | 29.1 |
| Marat | 29.0 |
| A. Lincoln (U.S. of A.) | 28.2 |
| G. Khan | 28.1 |
| King Edward VII | 3.1 |
I’m not a pacifist, sir. I’m a coward.
Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party she has to keep her bra on, and if it’s just theft…
I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me.
No, no! Your first name, silly!
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
You haven’t got anything a little more halibutish?
It’s….
Excuse me, do I have any more lines?
We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits.
Aren’t you going to say ‘What’s all this then?’?
Do you want to come upstairs?
Life has a very simple plot. First you’re here, and then you’re not.
Good Lord. I’m on film. How did that happen?
Not at all, Vicar, you’re one of our best customers, you and the United States.
Nobody expects the Spanish — Oh bugger!
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiith… a herring!