MAN: Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
MR. BROWN: My what?
MAN: Your liver. It’s a large, ehh, glandular organ in your abdomen.
I see. You’d better wait here. I’ll get a cloth.
What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken.
First, take a bunch of flowers: pretty begonias, irises, freesias, and chrymanthesums. Then, arrange them nicely in a vase.
Ludovic Grayson, thank you very much for coming on the program tonight. And we end the show with music. And here with their very latest recording ‘Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy’ Jackie Charlton and the Tonettes.
I haven’t got time to go chasing after him, there’s violence to be done.
All right. All right, not biscuits, but let’s kill him anyway.
I promise I won’t kill you.
Well I’ve been in the city for twenty-seven years and I would like to see the reintroduction of flogging. Every Thursday, round at my place.
Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours…
You shot him! You shot him dead!
It’s just a flesh wound.
Right, Mr. Apricot!
I thought it was totally bizarre.
Well, well done, Mr Hamlet. You’ve done extremely well in our disorientation tests.
Harrison, sir.
No, the other one.
I would like to come in here for a moment if I may, and disassociate our Church from these frivolous and offensive religions. We are primarily concerned with what is best…
Darling, it’s the Milk Marketing Board. For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 motorway.
Nobody expected the… oh, bugger.