`Up Your Mother Next Door.’
It’s…
Brian Distel and Brianette Zatapathique there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Longueur’s new movie ‘Le Fromage Grand’.
Good Lord, the bar’s open!
Squad! Camp it… up!"
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell … what was his name, now … Joey? … Xerxes? …
Well something certainly is happening here at Tolworth roundabout, David. I can now see Picasso, he’s cycling down very hard towards the roundabout, he’s about 75-50 yards away and I can now see his painting… it’s an abstract… I can see some blue some purple and some little black oval shapes… I think I can see…
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.
Oh dear. ‘Ocelot.’ ‘Was-p.’ ‘Yowling.’ Oh dear, I’m bored. Better go and have a bath, I suppose.
I’m afraid we’re fresh out of Red Leicester, sir.
Now, I’m going to ask you that question once more, and if you say no I’m going to shoot you through the head.
Anyway.
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
Who said that?
Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism, polishing off all who dare stand in her way, and cleaning up all in the publishing game. All this and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies.
Oh, moto-cross!
Here comes that wacky queen again!
I bet she does, I bet she does!
Well, this is largely as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won. Er, I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast. Gerald.