He’s just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael’s Baby Jesus. (shouting off sharply) Put that Baroque masterpiece down!
A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.
I’d like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.
Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti… mes get … that … we’ve lived through something…
Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti… mes get … that … we’ve lived through something…
I run out of beans!
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?
Do I have to answer all the questions, doctor?
Surely you knew number four! It’s from “The Merchant of Venice”! Even I know that.
My brain hurts!
Well, splendid… Brian… er… well I don’t suppose there’s much we can do, really.
G’day, Bruce!
You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me … I don’t want to feel as though I’m getting in the way.
So on we go … it’s going to be difficult - the walking tree can achieve speeds of up to fifty miles an hour, especially when it’s in a hurry.
(superimposed) HM THE QUEEN STILL WATCHING ‘THE VIRGINIAN’
Say no more!
You don’t know the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger’s bum.
Bloody army! I don’t know what it’s coming to. Right! Sergeant Major, marching up and down the square. Left, right, left. Left…
This has gotten silly.
So, you want to pop on over to my place?