It’s…
Er, could you be more specific?
Oh, shit.
It’s an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.
She turned me into a newt!
Anyone seen the patient?
Oh yes. John Stokes, this is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old.
I’m 37, I’m not old.
Yes, well done, Mrs. Nesbitt of York, spotted the loony in 1.8 seconds.
How Not To Be Seen
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in…photography, ay? ‘Photographs, ay’, he asked him knowlingly?
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.
Frank was just asking what’s new.
I got better.
All right! All right! But you didn’t have to say it! You could have kept quiet for a change
Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person.
He’s going to tell (He’s going to tell)
It’s the fifth state that a Scotsman can achieve, sir. He’s got to finish himself off by lunchtime or he thinks he’s let down the Emperor, sir.
I’m Mrs. Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and-back-to-his-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-little-bit-of- no! No, sorry, that’s me favorite way of spending a night out.
Well, perhaps you’d better cut down, then.