Good evening. My name is Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L.
There are some who call me… ‘Tim’?
You could have had them pulled off in an accident.
Oh, shut up.
Hello, and welcome to “Gumby Flower Arranging.”
I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
I’ve got lots and lots of lira,
Now the deutschmark’s getting dearer,
And my dollar bill could buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
And now for something completely different.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum, dadumm, deedummm… 
You’re no fun anymore.
But first, will you please, please welcome - a block of wood.
Mrs. Lieutenant Edale here. Mrs. Midshipman Nesbitt’s got one of her headaches again, so I put her in the torpedo tube.
‘The Wonderful Mr Williams’, scene 239, take 2.
We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you.
I’ve been camel spotting for just the seven years. Before that of course I was a Yeti Spotter.
Has anyone noticed that building there before?
Caption: ‘IT’S A TREE’.
And I’ve just heard from Luton that my aunt is ill. Possibly gastro-enteritis, possibly just catarrh.
I first entered a seaside Summarizing Proust Competition when I was on holiday in Bournemouth, and my doctor encouraged me with it.
Right, that’s it, we’re going in. Release the vicious dogs.
About one; call it none.