What’s going on? What’s going on?
Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. “It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty,” he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here.
Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we?
I’m reminded of the story of Gubby Allen in '32. …
Who said that?
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dumdum alum the night.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dun de dun dum plight.
He steals dumdum dun
And dumdum dum dee
Dennis dun, Dennis dee, dum dun dum
I’m afraid Sir Horace won’t be catching the 10.15, Lady Partridge.
We’re interrupting this sketch but we’ll be bringing you back the moment anything interesting happens. Meanwhile here are some friends of mine.
Quick, come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! I’m being repressed!
Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs, and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vultures. I know these views aren’t popular, but I have never courted popularity.
Er, well, Mr. Anchovy… I’m afraid what you’ve got hold of there is an anteater.
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I didn’t know ants had six legs, Marcus!
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Well I can assure you they do, Mr. Ellis.
Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six.
Yes. I thought we were here to discuss archaeology.
Aren’t you going to say something about ‘mine aren’t but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight’?
The next sketch starts after some silly noises.
Les voyageurs … les bagages … ils sont … ici!
There’s a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y’all.
What is your name, handsome knight?