My mind is on the spoons.
It’s a fair cop.
Mungo… never kill a customer. (in pain) Oh . … the wound! The war wound!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, etc. etc.
Mrs S, I can eat enormous quantifies of ice cream without being sick.
Oh, no, no, the point is: the birds, they do all right, don’t they?
Well we’ve always been extremely interested in modern drama … we were of course the first Townswomen’s Guild to perform ‘Camp On Blood Island’, and last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of ‘Nazi War Atrocities’. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein…
So you chose the Battle of Pearl Harbor?
Yes, that’s right, we did.
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash,
Some people say it’s folly
But I’d rather have the lolly
With money you can make a smash.
Superintendent Parrot ate one of those.
I waggled me wig!
If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off.
Squad! Camp it… UP!
Ayyyy up!
…
Ayyyy up!
What are you doing in England?
Bloody peasant!
The English pantomime horse wins and so is assured of a place in British history and a steady job in a merchant bank.
The man from the off-licence was terrible … a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.
Je vois que vous avez un chou.
(SUBTITLE: ‘I SEE THAT YOU HAVE A CABBAGE’)
Very very witty … very very witty.
My hovercraft is full of eels.