Dear Sir, When I was at school, I was beaten regularly every thirty minutes, and it never did me any harm - except for psychological maladjusunent and blurred vision. Yours truly, Flight Lieutenant Ken Frankenstein (Mrs).
Oh, he shouldn’t be saying that, we haven’t done comparatives yet.
We done the passion fruit.
Number twelve. The naughty bits of a lady.
You shot him! You shot him dead!
Well Brian… I’m opening a boutique.
Dear Old Codgers, I am President of the United States of America, Yours truly, R. M. Nixon.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, …
Oh, sorry, mum … Now if we lived in Rhodesia there’d be someone to mop that up for you.
Yes, it was the middle one.
Don’t panic, we’ll get out of this.
I promise I won’t kill you.
Er… I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
I'm going to lay down some sheep poison
It’s…
So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop … turn the population of England into Scotsmen, who are well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth, and thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight!
And so on and so on and so on. And now…
The naughty bits of the Cabinet.
I am not a loony!
Oh, I’ve forgotten my line.