Run away! Run away!
But I am a chartered accountant.
I’m thirty-seven … I’m not old.
Good lord! That’s the most exciting new idea I’ve heard in years! It’s so simple it’s brilliant! Well, if that idea of yours isn’t worth a pound I’d like to know what is.
Number one. The foot.
Well, chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn’t it?
Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all - I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
And you can switch it off during the daytime, and claim reasonable wear and tear as allowable professional expenses under Paragraph 335C…
Ladies and gentlemen, no welcome could be more heartfelt than that which I have no doubt you will all want to join with me in giving this great showbiz stiff. Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir Alan Waddle.
Sorry guv, we’re right out of parrots.
Thank you. Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I don’t want you bothering with this ‘Thomas’ nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie Baby, when you first started in the…
I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net.
Look! You said I was going to be a funny passenger.
What a terrible joke.
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I’ll come in again.
Here comes that wacky queen again!
She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.
She’s a goer, eh?
Super!