We’ve been mentioned on telly!
Have you anything to say in your defense?
I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
That’s got spam in it!
Oh, shit, it’s Mr. Creosote!
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night.
You’ve kept this all rather hush-hush so far shipmate.
You lucky bastard. You lucky, lucky bastard!
Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude!
Here comes that wacky queen again!
Oh see my brother’s clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don’t feel the army’s playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.
There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother.
7.30 Fed cat.
8.00 Breakfast.
8.30 Yes (successfully).
9.00 Set out on historic journey.
Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we’re going to see underwear become even naughtier?
Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we’re entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
Bloody Romans.
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.
“Moping,” hmm, must remember that.
Great. Great everyone. Lunch now. Lunch. It’s all in the can. Good morning’s work