Here we see Heinz Sielmann engaged in a life or death struggle with Peter Scott. They are engaged in a bitter punch-up over repeat fees on the overseas sales of their nature documentaries. Now they have been joined by an enraged Jacques Cousteau. This is typical of the harsh and bitchy world of television features.
Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own.
No. 1. The Larch.
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pule’s, only 2400 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber.
…The Larch.
Mmmm… I see … you don’t have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall?
And now on BBC another six minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
It’s…
Michael, you tell them about it.
Would you like drinkee? Or game bingo?
(caption) AND NOW TEN SECONDS OF SEX
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(caption) ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STOP NOW
Why do you want to be a private dick?
Oh, he shouldn’t be saying that, we haven’t done comparatives yet.
The palindrome for Bolton is ‘Notlob’
Well, you can’t blame British Rail for that.
Nasty little piece of work, he is, I hate him!
You see, it’s very simple - I just take these cut-out figures and by putting them together… oh, you mean we’re on?.. (Gilliam’s head appears briefly) Sorry.
Listen Buster! In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it’s cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there’s only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Look at this - it’s all a mistake. It’s a real pain in the sphincter! Icelandic Honey Week? My Life!
So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks. What makes these young Scotsmen so keen to kill themselves?
Dead Indian!