Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

That’s a strange expression, Bruce.

These are the words that are not to be used again on this program.

B*M 
B*TTY 
P*X 
KN*CKERS 
W**-W** 
SEMPRINI

I didn’t write that! Sounds more like Dickens…

It was Shaw’s.

Absolutely super. Pat and Max are coming down from Eton to help daddy count money.

You’d better wait here. I’ll get a cloth.

I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.

All right, I’ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Aren’t you going to say ‘What’s all this then?’

Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. “It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty,” he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

Darling, it’s the Milk Marketing Board. For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 motorway.

Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?

Get ON with it!

But I already got one!

Oh, super, super… well, er… I think it shows I’m human, don’t you?

How much do you hate the Romans?

Who’s giving the orders round here?

There are some who call me… Tim.

Quite frankly I’m against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Say no more!