It’s a bird, innit. It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavor. Albatross!
And don’t call me Shirley!
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!
Hey! I’ve got a great idea. Why doesn’t Lancelot go?
Does it come with wafers?
What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!
You don’t believe I’m a policeman, do you?
It’s a fair cop.
Let’s have a bit of wit, then, man.
And so the final result:
The Upperclass Twit of the Year - Gervaise Brook-Hampster.
Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith
Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones
Well there’ll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.
Here comes that wacky queen again!
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
She turned me into a newt!
Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft… of Ulm.
I wish to register a complaint.
No, the whole premise is silly and it’s very badly written. I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet. So I’m stopping it.
Read all about it! Read all about it! Man turns into Scotsman!
Yes it was Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Brainsample, who, after only a brief and misleading appearance in the early part of the film, returned to save the Earth … but why?
How Not To Be Seen
Ach … the man from Andromeda.