Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Say no more!
Hello, Mr Spare-Buttons-Supplied-With-The-Shirt. Nice to see you again.
I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!
It’s behind the sofa!
I’ve fallen out of my chair, Brian.
Well er, I don’t know, but you promised us that you would stick to the spirit of the original text.
- Ah, anti-Semitism!
- Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose. It’s polystyrene.
Don’t call me Maurice in court!
Our chief weapon is surprise!
I come about your advert: ‘Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition’.
I would like the three by the bin to be taken into consideration.
These are the words that are not to be used again on this program.
B*M
B*TTY
P*X
KN*CKERS
W**-W**
SEMPRINI
- What are you doing now?
- I’m averting my eyes, O Lord.
- Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Psalms-- they’re so depressing. Now, knock it off!
- Yes, my Lord.
Every sperm is sacred.
Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen.
Anyway the majority of the molluscs are included in three large groups, the gastropods, the lamellibranchs and the cephalopods…
Morning, madam, I’ve come to read your poet.
Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.