What an eccentric performance.
Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?
Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here!
Oh, sorry, mum.
This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party.
It’s…
(Post must be at least 5 letters long, orders discourse discord. Happy now? 
)
I have a hat.
I got better.
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired.
Spam!
I’m more interesting than a wet pussycat.
Jolly good. Come this way.
I don’t like spam!
Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I’ll throw them under a camel.
That’s Intercity Rail for you.
Spammity Spam!
Sandwiches?!?
Crack tubes!
None of your smart answers … you think you’re so clever. Well, I’m Dim.
Wainscoting … Wainscoting … Wainscoting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it? Wainscoting.