Stop talking to the camera.
The Larch.
And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
You say anything about that and I’ll do you for treason.
I won’t ruin your sketch for a pound.
And now for something more completely different…
Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?
No? That’s wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! No! No! No! Bad! Bad!
All right I’ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
We’ll be back again next week, and next week’s ‘Great Debate’ will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.
Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.
It’s only a model.
Oh. I don’t like it. It’s too simple, too clear cut. I’d better wait.
Oh, no, he’s gone. But he left a message. Jack! Where’s that note that fellow left?
It’s…
Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’. And here to discuss it are three dead people.