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My brain hurts.
O Lord, we beseech thee etc. etc. etc., amen.
Poor fellow. I think he needs help.
What a rotten ending.
Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me.
That’s a strange expression, Bruce.
Mr. Gabriello! People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head’s come off in the last six fights.
Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
We were out strolling across a fiord one day when one of the local matadors came out of his tree house and flung a lot of old scimitars and guillotines out that he’d got cluttering up his wine cellar and apparently rather a large proportion of them landed on my wife causing her to snuff it without much more ado.
Well, this is hardly archaeology.
Bloody peasant!
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Ni! 
That must be the new gas cooker.
The door, Vic! Don’t touch the door!
Ow! Mind me war wound!
Herbert Mental collects birdwatchers’ eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.
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Yes, Discourse…
It just says ‘We would like you to be in a sketch. You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, Lord Hill.’