I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Good evening. Last week on ‘Conjuring Today’ we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we’re going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body…
And there was much rejoicing.
She’s very popular!
In play:
I’ve got a hat.
I’m a doctor, you know.
No. 1. The Larch.
I want to go home!
Well, you can’t.
I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
It’s got her name on the bottom.
Well, speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange, I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.
And now on BBC another six minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Still?!?
In play:
It’s…
Smolensk. 200 miles east of Minsk. 200 north of Kursk. 1500 miles west of Omsk.
And now for something completely different
“Monty Python’s Flying Circus-ss-ss…”
Aha! Antisemitism!
No it wasn’t.
And now for something completely the same.