Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Do you want me or not, James? It’s your decision.

Victory is mine!

At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.

It’s always Christmas in heaven.

Stand and deliver!

Right, fight, stop it. This film’s got silly.

Raise high the drawbridge. Gloucester’s troops approach.

Say no more!

No, the whole premise is silly and it’s very badly written. I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet. So I’m stopping it.

Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

It’s a fair cop.

I’m sorry. I’ll start again… Bum … oh what a giveaway.

We done passionfruit.

No, no, it is an ointment.

Is she a goer, eh?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter?

That’s going to cause a little confusion.

I’m averting my eyes, Lord.

Well, knock it off!