Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Well, Block, nice to have you on the show again.

G’day, Bruce!

If she … weighs the same as a duck … she’s made of wood.

The Larch.

Oh, well you see we love blancmanges. My wife makes them.

Is she a goer, eh?

Right!

Spam!

This belongs to a Mrs Edgeworth of Pinner - she’s standing over there.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits.

Our sales would plummet!

And there was much rejoicing. (Yay.)

You lucky bastard. You lucky, lucky bastard!

How did you know my name was Eric?

Well, er, speaking as a man in the street… (a car runs him over) Wagh!

She’s got huge tracts of land.

Oh! Sorry! Was that your ear?

All right, all right. I’ll give you one more chance, get on the table…

And now for something more completely different…

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.