Stop it! Stop it! Stop this … this hideous façade.
It’s The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
No, no, I’m sorry I, I can’t accept that, it’s gone too far, I’m very sorry but we’ll have to terminate the agreement. You’re just trying to cash in on the BBC’s exciting Icelandic saga.
And now your second question for the blow on the head is: what is the main food that penguins eat?
The struggle of the urban proletariat?!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Oh damn, damn, damn, damn… damn this wretched bag… oh, the wretched, damn, bloody, little bag. It’s the one thing I hate about being a doctor - it’s this wretched bloody little bag!
What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
No, that’s sheep you’ve got there.
Be gentle with me.
If we don’t act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen!
No. 1. The Larch.
All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting.
We’re Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We’re opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
It’s people like you what cause unrest.
Where’s all the others, then?
You great poof.
So if you’re calling the author of A la Recherche de Temps Perdu a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
The…Larch.
You have beautiful thighs.