You know…bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard…
A palindrome?
Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.
Well, there’s rat cake … rat sorbet … rat pudding … or strawberry tart.
Mr. Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover
We’re interrupting this sketch but we’ll be bringing you back the moment anything interesting happens. Meanwhile here are some friends of mine.
But now over to the exploding version of the ‘Blue Danube.’
Here on top of Edinburgh Castle, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army’s first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen’s Own McKamikaze Highlanders.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, …
Right! One… two… five!
Three, sir!
Three!
Algie’s here, too.
He’s got long, sharp…he can leap about…look at the bones!
A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Shh! Ni! Shh!..
Well I mean a lot of these things that are happening, well they just don’t quite ring true.
I think I’ll go for a walk.
No, no, no, no. No. I don’t want to wait. At nine o’clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.
Excuse me, do I have any more lines?
If it were from the zoo, it’d have “Property Of The Zoo” stamped on it!
Well, I’m a plumber. I can’t act.
Do we want a documentary on molluscs?