Yes in only three years. Er, I tell a lie, four, be fair, five. I’ve been camel spotting for just the seven years. Before that of course I was a Yeti Spotter.
My God, Betty, you’re right!
We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our Father. Amen.
Give us ten woods, Barney.
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing.
I would tax the nude in my bed. No - not tax. What is the word? Oh - ‘welcome’.
Beautiful Girl (turning to Gaskell with bated breath): “You are Sir Philip Sidney?”
Gaskell (after a pause): “… Possibly… but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad.”
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.
Oh dear, what’s he been telling you now?
Well, here I am on London’s busy Westminster Bridge, seeing just how much time sitting down can take. Well, I arrived here by train at about 8:50, it’s now 9:05, so I’ve been here approximately twelve minutes and if it’s any encouragement, I must say that my legs do feel rested.
And now on BBC 1, one more minute of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
What length of BBC Rope will we be likely to need?
Mrs Ottershaw never used to bother … then of course she was very old… she was 206! Well, must be going… if you need any help I’ll send Frank round. He could do with a bit of’exercise, ha! ha! ha! ha! … Fat old bastard…
About one; call it none.
I’ll tell you where it is for a pound.
And now it’s time for the late night film.
Right, well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent…
No. You’ve not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.
Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin’ to guard him when he’s a guard.
Hic!