That hoop’s got a hole in it.
There’s a lot of bitching in the tents.
To me it’s like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus…
Well it’s thirteen minutes to the hour of nine-nine-nine, here on wonderful Radio One-One-One! So if you’re still lying in your big big bed, now is the time to get up out of it! We’ve got another thirteen hours of tip-top sounds here on Wonderful Radio One! (brief funny noises) Sorry about that … So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there’s a wonderful day ahead!
Well, that’s amazing, amazing. Thank you, Janet. Kargol, speaking as a psychiatrist as opposed to a conjuror what makes certain men want to be mice?
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
You know I used to dread parties until I watched ‘Party Hints by Veronica’. I think it’s on now…
Oh I’m only wiping the cat’s do’s off!
Ah yes, well that’s the pets’ department. Second floor.
Oh yes, I mean their use of color with fabrics is fantastic. I saw their pattern book the other day - beautiful, beautiful. Savage tans, great slabs of black, set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real!
What you doing in here?
My goodness me! It’s the Duke of Kent to the rescue…
Try having an omelette for your evening meal… perhaps with yogurt and grapefruit.
My brain hurts!
All the bleeding and the groaning?
'Course it’s a good idea!
I’m not!
Oh Lord we beseech thee tell us who croaked Leicester.
You did, James, you did.
She is a bad person and must pay the penalty!