Brian, let’s stop this pretending, shall we.
This is an ex-parrot!
I panicked!
There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them.
Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. My advice to you is to put this paper bag over your head - it has little holes there for your eyes, you see - and to ring this bell, and to take this card along to your hospital.
Moping.
I’ve just had another baby.
They didn’t say anything about a punchline.
What a terrible way to end a series.
Hello. And it’s from here we go over there.
You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
This isn’t an argument! It’s just a contradiction!
What, ridden on a horse?
I think there’s a lesson there for all of us.
Oh doctor, I’ve just shot another patient. I don’t think there’s any point in your seeing him.
What a senseless waste of human life.
The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month …
'Eee I were all hungry-like!
So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.