Even the police began to sit up and take notice.
It’s a bird, innit. It’s a bloody sea bird . … it’s not any bloody flavor. Albatross!
Always look on the bright side of life.
Does it come with wafers?
I’m not interested in your sales, I have to protect the general public. Now how about this one. It was number five, wasn’t it, superintendent? Number five, ram’s bladder cup. What kind of confection is this?
Well what on earth does that mean?
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, innit? Beautiful plumage!
Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits.
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
And the aptly named, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. ‘My old man said follow the–’
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?
‘Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uggh’.
Jehovah! Jehovah!
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights. But not when they are red.
What’s the punchline?
It’s my only line!
Well, how about those juniper bushes over there?
Mr. E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestly, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out. (the left-hand bush explodes, then the right-hand bush explodes, and then the middle bush explodes. There is a muffled scream as Mr. Lambert is blown up) Yes it was the middle one.
He has given us food!