Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

No-time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists.

Rozak kaibak. Agk! Grohtch. Ak!

Say no more!

Cor blimey. I’m raising polecats for peace.

It’s the Bishop!

Oh, it’s nice to be home.

Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly.

Here is a preview of some of the programs you’ll be able to see coming shortly on BBC Television. To kick off with there’s variety: Peter West and Brian Johnston star in ‘Rain Stopped Play’, a wacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with E. W. Swanton as Aggie the kooky Scots maid. For those of you who don’t like variety, there’s variety, with Brian Close at the ‘Talk of the Town.’

I see you have the machine that goes ping.

I’m Brian, and so is my wife!

Skip a bit, Brother.

Quiet, Mum.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next letter.

Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last letter, before my drift has become apparent. I spent many years in India during the last war and am now a part-time notice board in a prominent public school. Yours etc., Brigadier Zoe La Rue (deceased). PS Aghhh!

I don’t want ANY Spam!

I am not a Spanish person.

He must be a king.

A duck!

The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show.

The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show.