Now I’m really cheesed off. I mean it’s not your high-brow bleeding plays that pull in the viewers, you know.
Dung, sir.
It’s the Cutty Sark. It’s a model I’ve been making in the dark for some years now.
My hovercraft … is full of eels.
I’m sorry, we don’t need you this week.
I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net.
Hold it. Hold it. Look, loves … can anyone not involved in this scene, please leave the set.
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!
I have to push the pram a lot.
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
You don’t have to tell me, son.
This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold.
It is the rabbit!
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
I’m not sorry to interrupt - I’ll interrupt anything if it gets people looking in my direction.
Splunge!
Heh, hee ha ha hee hee! Hee hee hee ha ha ha!
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…spammity spam, spammity spam spam spam spam…