Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Gunga gunga, where’s our fish?

The… Larch.

Run away! Run away!

Tish tish.

Albatross! Albatross!

You mean zis isn’t ze lady?

We are now the Knights Who Say ‘Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing.’ (Ni!) (Shh!)

You can call me Linda, if you like.

She’s a witch! Burn her!

I think it’s disgusting… you a Member of Parliament.

He’s scarpered!

Not you, m’lord. M’lord.

How much do you hate the Romans?

That’s inter-city rail for you.

I wasn’t snogging!

The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation.

There’s another dead bishop on the landing.
Suffragan or diocesan?

A lot.

Well why do you come in here trying to flog the stuff, then?

Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through “Rogue Herries” by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.