monty python

The aforementioned Spanish Inquisition, as well as the smugglers of Spanish pornography that Sir Philip Sidney was protecting Elizabethan England against.

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Semprini!

Semprini?

(Just because Manduck beat me to ‘intercourse the penguin’. :p)

This is an ex-parrot.

Arthur Pewty, Lion Tamer

NI!!!

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say ‘Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv’.

But I’ve never acted out of a trench before!

Sillywalks through the thread

Dinsdale!

Right, what’s all this then?

I don’t care how f*cking runny it is, hand it over with all speed!

Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

THE PINE!
THE GIANT REDWOOD!
THE LITTLE CALAFORNIA ROUGE TREE!
With my best girl by my side,
We’d sing, sing, sing…
Ohhhhhhhhh…

This was inevitable, wasn’t it?

Ee’s NOT the messiah, ee’s a very naughty boy!

I want to be a LUMBERJACK!

and now, a man standing in water.

and now…

A man with a tape recorder up his nose…