Toledo Tit Parade ? ? ? !!!
I know EAXCTLY how you feel.
It’s all a bit zany - you know a bit madcap funster… frankly I don’t fully understand it myself, the kids seem to like it. I much prefer Des O’Connor … Rolf Harris … Tom Jones, you know…
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam . . .
NO ONE expects the Spammish repetitiion!
Lemon Curry??
Sod off!!
Crucifiction?
It’s the Bishop!
:eek:
Can I just quickly say here that this is in fact the first time I’ve appeared on the telly?
And my name is spelled “YACHT” but it’s pronounced “throat-warbler mangrove.”
We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
My name is Mr. Smokestoomuch.
Ooooh, crunchy frogs!
Now that’s funny. Hee hee.
Heh.
Ha! HAHAHAHAHA!
BWAAAA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
thunk
Harold’s being eaten!
Stupid git.
We take only the freshest frogs. Lightly kill them. And cover them in lovely dark chocolate and lark’s vomit.
Uh…My hovercraft is full of eels.
“Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee gives new meaning the the word vomit!”
This is my only line.
We’d like to see the mattresses…I MEAN DOG KENNELS!
“And did those feet, in ancient time…”
And on his triumphant return from the tabacoist he was run over by a number 7 bus… which just goes to show that smoking is bad for your health.
so your wife, is she a goer ?