I’ve got a slug…
BTW
Thanks for the link, Gigo.
Those Goons were awesome.
What about a pointed stick?
Ah, we’ve already got one you see…
really centurian, I’m surprised to see a man like you rattled by a rabble of rowdy rebels
A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat. Say no more.
Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel
I fell out of my chair Brian.
Paging Michael Ellis
Bring out the machine that going “BING!”
going = GOES…
sigh.
Each of these mice have been trained to squeak in a specific key.
I will now play Three Blinded Mice.
[begins striking the mice with a large mallet]
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
I think we’ve got an eater!
Now you know the advantage of Not Being Seen.
I say! Anyone for tennis?
Sit on my face,
And tell me that you love me…
You BASTARD!
and finally,
The Crimson Assurance
Five is right out!
In this post as_u_wish of North Shropchestershire cannot be seen.
Ev-reee sperm is sacred…
All right you people.
I now have both “The Philosopher’s Song” and “Every Sperm is Sacred” playing in my head at the same time.
I hope you’re pleased with yourself.
Rene DesCarte is a drunken fart
“I drink, therefore I am!”
[I really like that one, Bruce]
Yllaria, it can’t be that bad. Remember:
Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke. It’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And…
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
so how many monty python songs can you fit in your head at the same time? 
Aren’t you really a trainspotter?
I won’t interrupt this thread for a pound.