Does it talk?
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy.
Your father smells of elderberries…
He struck Mr. Stools.
oops, I wet em
However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
BLAMM!!
Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blow job?
I’m sick of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of going abroad if you’re just another tourist barted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their bloth baps and their bardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, bomplaining about the tea…
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Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth.
*
Your names not Bruce then?
No, it’s Michael…
Mind if we call you Bruce to avoid confusion?
[falsetto]
All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis…
I’m Brian!
no, really
Right. This thread is getting too silly.
Stop it.
I like traffic lights… I like traffic lights…
I am highly offended by the next post!
-The Right Honorable Major General NoClueBoy (Mrs.)
And now for something completely different.
Splunge!
I wish it would say the end.
I’d like to complain about people who hold things up by complaining about people who complain.
If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need a gynecologist.
This here’s the Wattle, the emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Australia, Australia, Australia!
No time to lose.