Moose are funnier than elk. Why? And by how much?

In My Humble Opinion
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And the plural is meese.

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Moose antlers are roundish, elk antlers are pointy. Pointy is not funny.

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Moose AND squirrel are the funniest.

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Elk are more likely to be around for some time, Moose not so much.

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Tell that to the Irish elk.

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It’s the proportions.

Elk: graceful body proportioned in scale to the legs and head, with majestic antlers.

Moose: big chest, skinny heinie, bulbous nose, long-ass legs and antlers that appear to be tilted 45○. This guy looks like he was designed by a committee of drunken clowns.

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Elk also don’t get drunk and stuck in trees.