Nyarlathotep resides in a folded n-space which when divided by wisserteen results in an address very near but not completely adjacent to a schwarma cart near Times Square.
C’thulhu apparently enjoys falafel and donair kabob.
The number wisserteen can actually be found in Delaware public school textbooks. However, since Delaware doesn’t really exist, this fact cannot be verified.
Mr. Rodgers was a sniper in Vietnam, his arms are covered in tattoos which is why he always wears cardigans on the show.
The iPhone 5 will sprout spider legs and use digestive acids to liquify any Samsung Galaxy 3’s in the vicinity.
(stolen from somewhere on the Internet.)
But what about 42?
They don’t know if it exists, but there is a proof that if it does it does not have wisserteen as a factor.
Spaghetti is never eaten in Italy or by those of Italian descent. It originated as a prank played upon non-Italians owing to the impossibility of eating it without getting sauce all over your shirt.
It’s a matter of great hilarity among Italians and those of Italian descent that the joke continues to this day.
In fact, spaghetti isn’t even grown in Italy. The main harvest is in fact Swiss.
No mention by Richard Dimbleby of the annual collection of spaghetti sauce by les Québécois by tapping ragu trees for their sap.
If Pluto were still considered a planet, we would have to consider all the Kuiper Belt Objects larger than Pluto as planets as well. This would have resulted in a solar system with wisserteen planets. Since the laws of physics break down when using the number wisserteen, the AAU came up with the “dwarf planet” concept to avoid having to chuck out all of physics and start over. If we ever get to wisserteen dwarf planets, yet another category of astronomical objects will have to be dreamt up.
Fortunate, since wisserteen was demoted to a dwarf number, this is no longer a concern. Wisserteen is only used now in the counting of dwarfs and any other dwarf-related math.
If you play the new remastered tracks of the Beatles backwards, you can clearly hear the message, “John is lip syncing.”
If you drink a glass of tea followed immediately with a glass of ice water, a tornado will form in your stomach. The Enhanced Fujita rating of the tornado depends on how much diarrhea you have afterwards.
Barack Obama has just been toying with Mitt Romney, and is actually going to get every vote in the Electoral College, the first President to do so since George Washington.
OH!.. So That’s how they work! Hm…
The wetness of water is thought to be due to its high moisture content.
The Cisco Kid was actually Desi Arnaz in a previous life.
“Poncho, you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do!”
It is a well-known fact that cars driven on even-numbered highways are newer and better maintained than those driven on odd-numbered highways.
Based on theoretical calculations, mercury metal ought to sublimate directly from the solid to the vapor. All liquid mercury is technically supercooled due to the quantum spin of it’s inner electron shells.
Most recent songs are actually rediscovered compositions from the forgotten wisserteenth century. The most prominent of these is of course the hymn “Bangarang”.
Granola was originally manufactured by boiling canola oil in granite pots.
JFK and Marilyn Monroe were not in fact having an affair, They were simply fellow time travel enthusiasts, which is why both were secretly assassinated.
This may actually be correct, for all we know.
Well, for all I know anyway.