This thread was fun. Thought I’d bring it back.
American Pie
Let’s all just spring for hookers.
Friday the 13th
You know guys, Mrs. Voorhees is still pretty pissed about you letting her son drown at camp a while back. Do you think re-opening is a good idea?
Do the Right Thing
OK. I’ll put up Martin Luther King but that’s it!
or
D@mn it’s hot out. Let’s all go swimming.
Little Miss Sunshine
Sorry, Olive, we just don’t have the time and money for you to go to the pageant.
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Yeah, let’s just eat here instead.
Milk
No more twinkies for you!
Independence Day
Aliens: Yeah skip the blue one, the red ones bare already.
Shawshank Redemption
Dufresne? Yeah he didn’t do it.
Harry Potter (any of em)
Avadra Ka- BLAM (drops dead)
Titanic
No thanks. I have a girlfriend at home.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Oh wait, this movie is good.