More Poop

I went to run the Baybridge marathon this weekend in Virginia Beach.

It was Sunday, and Saturday night I took the family out to a restaurant where I had the tradittional pasta dinner.

Later that evening, I’m sitting on the toilet with a good back, attempting to clear my mind, and my bowels for the upcoming run (You don’t want to run 26.2 miles with a full colon.)

Things are progressing slowly down the intestinal tract, and I get the sense that any minute things will work out. It’s late and my wife and daughter are asleep, nonetheless there comes a knock on the hotel bathroom door.

“Daddy?”

“Yes.”

“Whatchoo doin’”

“I’m Pooping.”

“Let me in.”

“No. Go away.”

“But I have to poop.”

“Just wait.”

“Ok.”

Everything’s quiet for a minute or two, and I successfully do my business. Right as I’m concluding, there’s another knock on the door…

“Daddy?”

“Yes?”

“I pooped on the floor.”

Good “book.”

“Good back” gives an entirely different meaning, doesn’t it?

I actually let my kid catch me pooping yesterday.

(She’s si tting here helping mee
type now)

See Daddy poop.

Yeah, daddy poop.

We go walk now, please?

Okay.

No hold hand.

Heh heh-- I thought that was the way you’d chosen the commode over the bidet.

I hope you were able to get it all up off the carpet. Hotel cleaning staff don’t get the renumeration that poop-removal warrants.

To be honest, I found your correction a little alarming-- only because I can’t see the word “book” in quotes without thinking of the Son of Sam’s bizarre euphemism.

<nitpick>
Remuneration. I don’t care how many times you count me, I won’t clean up your crap.
</nitpick>

:o

Thanks for that nitpick. I’m sure it will save me some embarassment in the future.

:attempts mentally numerating the times he has casually misused this word without challenge:

::wonders how many times people were secretly laughing up their sleeves::

I think I’ll go to bed, now.

G’night.

Oh… and: POOP!

I hope that that goes a little way to redeeming me.

Scylla, you ran right by my house. If I had known you were in it, I’d have come out cheer you on! How’d you finish?

Four hours fourteen minutes. Hell of a headwind on that bridge.

Excellent work!

I can’t believe she pooped on the floor. Ha!

Reminder to self: never open threads with the word “poop” in the title while you’re eating.

At least it was funny and not extremely disgusting.