More Portal!

Valve has confirmed there will be a Portal 2.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/51456

I believe I will be pre-ordering this one as soon as I can. Portal was one of the most sublime gaming experiences of the past couple of years.

And GlaDOS is on the short list of great characters.

“The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center advises you to disregard its advice.”

Pre-ordering is the biggest waste of time ever. It’s completely unneccesary for games. Maybe for consoles but not for games.

Seriously on my list of beloved video game characters:
Minsc & Boo
GlaDOS
Sonic the Hedgehog
Link
(some others I may be forgetting)

So yeah, I’m preording asap.

Not nescessarily. I can’t remember the game exactly, because i didn’t want it, but a lot of stores ran out of it because they didn’t know how many to buy because not enough people preordered (so they figured there wasn’t enough demand). It helps the companies and dealers to know how many to produce/order. And besides I :heart: my “Sword Play” Zelda shirt and Ocarina of Time Master Quest pre-order bonuses.

Why? I like getting things when they come out. And since any reputable merchant doesn’t charge until they ship, it costs me nothing.

Will there be cake?

Help the noob. Tell me about Portal, please.

You were clearly not interested in Rock Band when it was released.

My wife and one of our best friends – both Portal geeks – got t-shirts for each other over Christmas. He got “The cake is a lie” while she received “The cake is a liar!” Both great shirts. :slight_smile:

One of these days, I’m actually going to try the game, I swear. I’ve watched her play for hours, but I don’t know that I have the spatial coordination necessary to succeed.

It’s a first-person platform/puzzle game where the primary mechanic is creating hyperspace portals on walls, ceilings, floors, etc. This leads to all sorts of interesting puzzles like putting a portal at the bottom of a pit, jumping into it, and using the momentum from your fall to fling you out of another portal at high velocity.

The puzzles are really, really well-designed. But what sets the experience apart is GlaDOS, the computer who talks you through the levels, offering encouragement and, later … “discouragement”.

I figured a sequel was pretty much guaranteed with the way the first one ended.

Its a very short but inovative puzzle game with one of the most memorable villains ever. One revier summed up my thoughts exactly when he said “playing Portal reminded me why i fell in love with videogames”. I dont know if you can buy it on its own as it was part of the orange box but its definitely worth getting the whole box just for it (team fortress 2 and the half life 2 chapters are also extremely good though).

Let me amend my statement here.

Preordering games that have no periphials is a waste of time and money. I’m a pretty hardcore gamer who gets games the minute they come out and I have yet to not be able to grab a copy of a game the day it comes out just by walking into a store and picking one up EXCEPT for game with periphials like Rockband, GH, Mario Dancing and what not.

Oh, by preordering I mean putting $5 down at your local Gamestop so you can get it on launch day. I’m not talking about the places online that don’t charge you till it ships.

Sometimes you get bonuses for preordering even if there will be no shortages. I pre-ordered the age of conan mmo because you get a war mammoth mount if you do, thats freaking awesome.

I take it Cubsfan is not interested in Nippon Ichi games, some of which appreciated in value due to scarcity.

Just gotta represent some Portal Love here. Finished it yesterday after hearing the ending song on the TWiT podcast. It’s kinda funny that it’s sold as the last thing in a list of other ‘bigger’ games. I got Orange box for the Half Life Ep’s, but I keep it around for Portal.

The descriptions others have given you – that it’s a FPS/puzzle game with a cool game mechanic – are good starts, but don’t tell you much about the plot/characters/style of the game, all of which are so integral to what’s made it so popular. If you want a little more detail (without any real spoilers), here goes.

You (playing a young woman named Chell) wake up in a laboratory where you must complete 19 levels of increasing difficulty, equipped only with a remarkable device that shoots portals. You don’t even get the portal gun to start with; first you’re trained in the very basic mechanics of going in one portal and out the other. Step by step you gain access to the gun, at which point the tests get more and more difficult. Puzzles involve jumping, manipulating your environment, working with physics/momentum, and above all, figuring out where to place your portals.

The game would be lots of fun if it were just these puzzles, but there’s also a bigger plot picture involved. What are the tests for? What is the real aim here? What happens when the tests are over? And where the heck is everyone?

The atmosphere of this clean, glossy white laboratory environment is increasingly creepy, especially when you discover you’re utterly alone, except for the disembodied robotic voice of GlaDOS, an AI who explains, encourages, manipulates, cajoles and taunts you depending on the circumstances. ‘She’ isn’t exactly what she seems, and neither are the tests, the inatimate objects, or the laboratory, as you’ll learn.

There’s a lot of humor in Portal, most but definitely not all coming from GlaDOS herself – who’s sort of like 2001’s HAL if designed by the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation of the Hitchhikers books. The game is fresh, funny, warped, clever, and over all too soon … but wow, what an ending! Justifiably famous. Plus there are cool extra/advanced levels/achievements once you’ve played all the way through.

And yep, you can buy it separately, at least through Steam.

BTW, Portal was recently named “Game of the Year” at the Game Developers Choice Awards, something of an upset for a three-hour puzzler when considering its competition was a huge critical/audience hit like Bioshock.

I agree, but Braniac may be talking about ordering it on Steam here. In that case, you can usually get the game for 10% off, and preload everything so you’re ready to play as soon as it’s released. Woot!

I’ve never played the real game. I don’t have access to a console.

But this flash version of Portal is the coolest flash game I’ve ever played.

That is all.

What’s wrong with the PC version?

I don’t have access to those either.

How do you post here? Public computer? WebTV? iPhone? Amazing Mental Powers?