I haven’t figured out how to clap my paws, so I am wagging my tail at this post.
Regards,
Leet/733+ upside down or something
Reported: for multiple users using the same account.
Dog-puppeting? Is that actually in the rules?
It can be, but first you would need a ten page thread in ATMB, and at least two Pittings.
At the end, all that would result is a Mod Note saying “Bad Dog!”
Regards,
A Large, Hairy, Loud Mouthed Creature, but At Least I am Housebroken
Drunky, spot on with your reporting!
I’m not sure of the above post is from Shodan or Leet :o
“Housebroken” is the giveaway.
It’s Leet.
Stay away from rabbits Leet and watch for signs of Tularemia.
Zeus says, “You all are killing me here. Bawahahahaha”
Shodan still pees on the carpet? :eek: :o
Don’t be ridiculous.
He’s male - he pees on the table legs :D.
Leet: you’re a Good Dog for killing those evil bunnies. The guts are the best, aren’t they? (I don’t know from personal experience but our dog, Tilly, would’ve confirmed that).
Leet, how good are you with Raccoon’s ? The Mrs and me could take you for a weekend.
Nice long walk on the beach for you if you clear the property of the evil creatures.
Leet: My master doesn’t understand how good roadkill is. He keeps trying to pull me away from it. But it’s delicious and makes me smell good when I roll in it. My master also doesn’t understand ladies don’t squat like icky boys do when it’s time to poop. We have to pace the ground to make sure it will hold it first.
-Lita
Leet: I like grass. Do you like grass? I get to puke after I eat it. It’s fun! Hey, there’s a critter outside I want to kill. WHIMPER WHIMPER WHIMPER!
-Reggie
Yes, I like grass. I have to be subtle, because Grampa Shodan doesn’t like it when I eat grass because about ten minutes later I retch and gag and ralph it up, and he has to clean it up. He keeps telling me I am a dog, not a cow, and shouldn’t be grazing, so when we are on Nice Walks I have to pretend to be tinkling and then casually reach around and eat the yummy grass. Or just chow down in the back yard when he isn’t looking.
I am not allowed to have road kill. I have learned the “Drop. Leave it” command real well. I am Good Dog.
Recently deceased rabbits don’t count.
Regards,
Leet
Leet, you sound nice. I know a few neighbor rabbits, but I just smile at them in the bushes, and they’re more worried–or should be, if they weren’t such stupid rabbits–about Max the cat next door.
Wanna hang with Zeus at a meetup some time?
Buddy. Imgur: The magic of the Internet (I’m the puppy in front.)
ETA: Regards to Shodan.
My master tells me I’m not a goat when he catches me eating grass, but I have selective hearing. He means another Reggie when he calls me. I used to love it when he chased me around, but now I’d rather sleep.