lieu, you are a genius. Thanks for the hysterical laughter.
“For all you do, His blood’s for you”
…gak
You win, gingersnap. Someone should be soundly beaten for that one.
church.
::shudder::
god.
::vomit::
Last summer, there was a series of free downtown concerts.
A truck circled the park where they were held, saying JesUSAves on one side and “Jesus’s life had a point…so does yours!”
It showed a bloody nail.
I passed a church once that had the JesUSAaves (silver S because I couldn’t find a white in the color option) on the sign. They were really stretching for that one.
A few more I’d forgotten:
“Wal-Mart isn’t the only saving place.”
“Tithe if you love Jesus. Anyone can honk.”
“What’s missing from this word? CHRCH”
Wow, I’m missing out over here in California! I’ve never seen one of those in my life! They’re hysterical!
You know, in a open-mouth-staring-in-disbelief-then-bursting-into-giggles kinda way…
Most confusing:
You can baptize a cat a hundred times, but it still won’t go to heaven
I have no clue
My favorite of all time?
(seen at a church of christ in a tiny Southern town, of course)
God’s favorite word is “come”.
Cat’s have no soul, therefore they can’t get into heaven.
God’s a dog lover. 
I’ve seen this type of thing other places, but… I DON’T GET IT!!! 
About eight years ago, around 3 am, I drove by this one outside a small church near a highway in Tuscaloosa, AL (a college town):
GOD SHOOK THE WORLD WITH A BONG HIT
I went back a couple of hours later to take a picture, but it was already gone.
STOP THAT!!!
or I’ll pee.
JESUS DID NOT DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
HE WAS SUSPENDED
Clearly, these people have never tried putting a cat in water before. “A hundred times”? HELL no.