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[sub]Right, dammit. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. That’s what I get for runnin’ on 4 hours sleep. Furrfu![/sub]
Arden Ranger: That Persephone is such an annoying hag! I think I’m going to move to another continent to avoid ever having to meet her.
Sue Dunhym: Can someone send me the name of a great real estate agent in Flint, MI?
sailor: Group Hug!
Qadcop the Mercotan What’s that thingie connected to that whatsitsname at the back of your throat?
Odieman: Now that you mention it, I don’t know who sings that song.
iampunha: Take my shirt off? Are you crazy?! (or: I just got a haircut yesterday! D’ya like it?)
robgruver: Ya know, my sex life is a private thing, and I really don’t want to share it with y’all.
Tripler: Drinking every night is juvenile, and I’m really too old for that sort of thing. I think I’ll stay home and read a good book.
Scotticher: I am so sick of listening to your problems! Take it elsewhere!
MsRobyn: I hate cooking! I’d rather go out.
Robin
[sub]I apologize to any offended parties. These are too easy to miss[/sub]
Monster104: I’m sick and tired of Windows, I’m getting a Macintosh.
sailor: Sure, the Chinese government isn’t perfect, but they do have some good points.
Elvis L1ves: Jesse Helms is awesome!
walor: There is no God.
Tripler - “There’s no way the Devils have a shot against the Rangers this season. Still, there’s nothing quite like a glass of warm milk while I watch them play on TV.”
SaxFace - “George Thorogood and the Destroyers? No, I can’t say I’ve ever heard one of their songs.”
lurkernomore - “Tripler, if you start a brawl in this bar, you’re on your own.”
TruePisces - “Forget all this flirtation and ambiguity. What I really want to know is whether or not you’ll sleep with me tonight. Yes or no.”
Nacho4Sara - “Ukelele Ike? Ewww… He’s all yours, Falcon. Just get him off my lap.”
UncleBeer - “Let’s see some more references to genitalia, unprovoked violence and deviant sex acts in those thread titles, folks.”
SmackFu - “Perl sucks.”
Manservant Hecubus: I’m going to become a priest.
Crunchy Frog: Monty Python has no humor value whatsoever.
Cecil Adams: Welcome to the boards, Monster104!
ColdFire: My penis has a barely adequate length to direct my urine.
rjung: Go Bush!
UncleBeer: I need to move somewhere where no one has guns. And I need to join AA.
robgruver: I never use ANY Microsoft products.
Fenris: Time for some good ol’ handy post-padding.
Homer: No drugs for me, thanks.
iampunha: More beer! More vodka!
Esprix: God, nude women turn me on uncontrollably!
Manservant Cynical: I get laid ALL THE TIME.
:rolleyes:
tomndebb: Oh, shut the hell up, you moron!
DavidB: Cites? Bah, who needs 'em?
Arden: Man, I am SO getting tired of this flashing thing…
thinksnow: No, I will NOT show you my penis! I’m just not that kind of guy!
Jester: sTRAighT dOpE ROOOOOOOLZ!!!
pepperlandgirl: Really now, the Beatles are SO overrated. And so are buttplugs, for that matter.
Alphagene: Group hug!!!
Me: But enough about my husband & kids. Quantum physics, anyone?
Oh, flash my boobs twice… um… no, three, no four times and Persephone gives me grief! 
Okay! Okay! I’ll stop!
