Well, y’see, he’s a Muslim from Indonesia. They have lots of volcanoes in Indonesia, so people from there should know how to make planes fly in volcanic ash.
In Obama’s defense, he’s not actually from Indonesia. He’s from Kenya, and Kenya hasn’t had a a volcanic eruption since 1921. So we can add volcanoes to the long list of things Obama doesn’t have the experience to deal with. Besides, the ash is from a socialist country, so of course Obama is going to capitulate to socialism.
Hey Kids! There is one actual fact in this post. See If you can find it!