Most Disgusting Thing Homer Has Eaten

Cafe Society
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Let’s see there are
the fancy bath soaps
the packet of gravy he found in the parking lot at work
the Tom Collins/Chives/pie crust concotion was so disgusting that Homer wouldn’t even eat it
Moon Waffle
The dish soap sample they got in the mail
The rancid shrimp he bought at the Kwik-E-Mart

But the winner in my opinion

The remains of the six-foot sub sandwich that he found behind the radiator
“But I love solids. This is all your fault. Oh, I could never stay mad at you.”

Any other nominees?

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I agree about the sub sandwich, but…

If you count Treehouse episodes, in one he ate Smithers (King Homer), and in another he ate himself!

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What about what he brought back from that mysterious trip to Holland?

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wasn’t there one where he sucked down some gasoline right from the pump at the station?

mmmmm Gasoliscious aarrrggghhhhh

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Don’t forget when he stayed up all night eating individually wrapped slices of American cheese. “I think I’m blind!”

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“mmmm, Green Moldy Cheese”

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I agree whole heartedly. that whole sequnce was hysterical.

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A related thread

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The Donuts of Hell were probably made of something disgusting ( I mean, it’s Hell, right ? )

He bit a chunk out of a talking pig in a dream. “That’s the spirit !”

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Don’t forget when he licked up Vic’s Vapo-Rub and blood in the Quickie Mart.

He licked toads when he was a missionary.

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Oh! When he and Bart thought they had leprosy he tasted one of his scabs. Of course, it turned out to be oatmeal, but he didn’t know that at the time!

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That was just a fantasy about gasohol.

“One for you and one for me. One for you and one for me.”

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What about the baking soda in the fridge he eats on a bet with Bart? That’s pretty sick, right up there with the sub and the vapo-rub/blood in the Quickie Mart.

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OOOOOOH!, I got one;

When he carried that ball of sugar and caramel around with him that he made with the “Circus Food Wagon Do It Yourself At Home” kit that they actually gave to Marge. Homer snuck down at night and made a huge ball of cotton candy, and caramel (among other stuff, probably) and proceded to eat it for the next few days.

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Maggies Play-Doh. “It says non-toxic” “Well, that’s a plus…”
mm

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“The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.”

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“Mo! Don’t throw away that brine!”

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I believe he ate a tub of vaseline while backstage at the little miss springfield pageant.

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“Mmmm… Mediciney…”

How about his own head?

“Stop picking at it!”
“But I’m so soft and tasty!”

On the other hand, his head WAS a doughnut…

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Not as disgusting as a lot of others, but he has also eaten lipstick.