Agent Johnson to Agent Johnson (“No relation.”) in Die Hard. Good one.
OK, these SHOULD have been this character’s last words. He thought they were but he had now way of knowing the writer/director was going to pull a lame Deus Ex and ruin everything…
“Knew this was one way ticket but you know I had to come. Love you wife.”
I know Robot Arm then said this was the Ugly guy.
But didn’t the Good (Clint Eastwood) shoot the hanging rope apart, saving the Ugly guy?
And the end of the film was Clint riding off…
I said it was the right movie, but the wrong character.
[spoiler]Blondie (the good, a relative term in this movie) and Tuco (the ugly) survive at the end of the movie. Angel Eyes (the bad) dies in the three-way shootout, but I don’t remember his last words. My quote is from another character in the movie.
If anyone does know Angel Eyes last words, I’d be interested to find out what they were. There’s an exchange right before the shootout where Clint says if he shoots him he’ll never see a dime oft he money, and Angel Eyes says “Why not?” I think it might be something very mundane like that.[/spoiler]
That would be the man from the stagecoach who whispered the treasure’s hiding place to Blondie.
“There must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said … no. Somehow we missed it. Well, we’ll know better next time.”
“Until then …”
Upon further recollection, you are right, it was not Porkins. But you are also wrong - WROONG - it was not Gold Leader, it was Gold Five:
“Gold Five to Red Leader…Lost Tyree, Lost Hutch…”
“I copy, Gold Five.”
“…came…from…behind…”
I may as well clean this one up before Slientgoldfish comes after you. You’ve sort of got two different death scenes in there. “They’re too close!” was the real death scene for Gold Leader:
Gold Leader: “It’s no good I can’t maneuver!”
Gold Five: “Stay on target!”
GL: “They’re too close!”
GF: “Stay on target!”
GL: “Loosen up!” <Boom>
“Wait!” is from Biggs’ death scene:
Biggs: “Hurry up Luke, they’re coming in much faster this time!”
Okay, this next one is a giveaway as one of the character’s dying words is his own last name, but I can’t think of any real ones offhand and this line still makes me smile a lot.