Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
“We can laugh about it now we’re alright”
or
“I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday”
or then entire scene from the Marathon car agency, all of course from Planes, Trains and Automobiles
from The Life of Brian
“You are all different” Brian
“Yes different” Group
“I’m not” one guy that just kills me
and from Raiders of the Lost Ark
“Trust me”
Let’s see, what are some good ones…
“What are you doing, Dave?”
“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”
“E.T. phone home.”
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“How does it feel to be frozen? Ice is nice!”
“As … you … wish …”
“Smell bad.”
“Some people are so touchy.”
“Meow.”
“Is it safe?”
“Ogg Oggelby, eh? It sounds like a bubble in the bathtub.”
“Sorry, wrong number.”
“Rosebud.”
“The children of the night. What beautiful music they make.”
“Round up the usual suspects.”
“So let it be written, so let it be done.”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”
“Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.”
“But, I’m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?”
“Is this a test to determine if I am a replicent or a lesbian?”
“‘Like A Virgin’ is a metaphor for big dicks…”
“As long as I can remember I’ve always wanted to be a gangster…”
“I feel the need, the need for speed!”
“There are no atheists in a combat situation.”
What was the SGM’s name in that movie? I need it to put on my qoutes page.
“Hey, uh, who’s that little old man?”
“I see dead people.”
“It’s my way, or the highway”
“I’m a loner Dotty, a rebel.”
“We’re nerds?”
“Doe…Rae…Egon!”
A coupla more (and I apologize for any paraphrasing)
“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”
-Treasure of SM
“Let’s go do some crimes.”
-Repo man
“Let’s show them what a bunch of construction engineers can do!”
-The Fighting Seabees
“Fill your hands you son of a bitch!”
-True Grit
(Wow, 2 from the Duke!)
Any of numerous candidates from The Grail (see previous thread).
Ooh ooh! Two more:
A man’s got to know his limitations.
Say hello to my little friend.
“I only drive as fast as I can see, the rest is in the reflexes.”
“Mass genocide is the most strenuous activity a human can partake, other than soccer of course”
“I know you were the one who betrayed me…”
“It’s a 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes…”
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That’s the only way to be sure.”
“Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but he never mentioned you.”
“If I were creating a world, I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils! I would’ve started with lasers, eight o’clock, day one!”
“Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”
Add pretty much anything from the Holy Grail.
“Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!!”
“…it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
– Simone Adamlee, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
I gotta admit…most of the 2nd Ace Ventura movie stands out:
“Nonsense Poopy-pants!” <–I live by this motto.
“Daaaaaaaaaaahhh…nobody wants to play with me!”
“There’s…someone on the wing! Some…THING! I’m sorry, were you saying something?”
“It’s probably lying in a BIG…PILE…OF… Guano! They have GUANO!!!”
“One must forgo the self to achieve spiritual creaminess and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation…” <–this too.
Ghostbusters 2:
“Viggie, Viggie, Viggie…you have been a bad monkey!”
“You comin’ to shake my monkey tree…? Why don’t you let me work? I let you work!” <–I say this a lot to my boss.
“I got a major gas leak here… Where do you think this is coming from, the sky!!!”
“I know what he’s suffering from… Carpathian Kitten Loss.”
Goonies:
“HEY YOU GUUU-UUYS!!!”
Interview with the Vampire:
‘Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires.’
‘How avant garde.’
Animal House (I think):
“I advise you to start drinking heavily.”
SuZQRyche
“Truck? What truck?”
“I’ll just walk the earth.”
“What d’you mean, walk the earth?”
“You know, like Cain, in Kung-Fu.”
“Check out the big brain on Brett!”
Some recent ones:
Get busy living or get busy dying.
So you were having sex with the little guy?
You don’t get to tell me what to do EVER again.
My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resemble Hell.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives.
let’s not forget
“Hail to the king, baby…”
Lotsa Princess Bride quotes! Rock on!
MR